1/3/2006: Mariah must be stopped
Forget hangovers: most people are still trying to get over this.
There's nothing wrong or even unusual about a 36-year-old woman putting on a few pounds, but Mariah Carey has landed in creepy territory by refusing to acknowledge either her age or weight, and continuing to dress like a teenage hooker. She came out in this ensemble on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" while most of us were still in shock over seeing (and hearing) Dick as he introduced her. Maybe he shouldn't have made such a lengthy comeback.. but he's been to hell and back this year and worked hard to get where he is now, so I'll leave him alone. Grudgingly.
Mariah on the other hand should know better. She's sold oodles of albums again last year and it looks like she's been eating all the profits. Even David Letterman made a joke about it, saying people were leaving Times Square early because they thought the ball had already dropped when they saw her ass.
Instead of paying an army of helpers to flutter around praising her, maybe she should shell out for one honest assistant who will tell her when she looks like shit, and that she should NOT have opted for the too small, too skimpy, too sparkly Olympic ice-skating outfit to ring in 2006, or any number of the other questionable outfits she's worn lately.
Hey Mariah, I'm available!
