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6/15/2006: Help wanted: celebrity stylist

I don't think Toni Braxton's placed the ad yet, but she really should. I don't know if she's had any hit records lately either, but I guess this is an easier way to draw worldwide attention.

Braxton performed at the World Cup opening ceremonies the other day with operatic euro-spice boys group Il Divo, where they sang The Time of Our Lives, the World Cup "official song" and their new single. As it happens, Il Divo were created by Simon Cowell (since he doesn't have enough money yet) so it's no coincidence she showed up at the "American Idol" finale - it's all about cross promotion in the music biz these days.

At the World Cup rehearsal Braxton had a nip slip as well as a complex combination foot tangle/undies slip. Well, that's what dress rehearsals are for, so she decided to wear something else for the actual performance. Unfortunately that choice backfired too when she had a major updraft/grannypants mishap that was televised worldwide.

This girl really needs someone else to pick her outfits for her. This isn't the first time she's looked like an eejit due her wardrobe choices.. she's starting to make Britney Spears look classy.